Stay positive!

If you had Rs.86,400 in your account & someone stole Rs.10, would you be upset and throw the remaining Rs. 86390 away at the person who took your Rs.10?

Nooo..right???

The same way we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don’t let someone’s negative 10 seconds ruin the remaining 86,390 seconds of your day.

Present Economy


*Employee*: *Boss, from tomorrow, I will go home at 6 pm sharp daily.*

*Boss*: *Why, what happened ?*

*Employee*: *Sir my Salary is not sufficient for me. I want to drive Autorickshaw at night. I have to support my family.*

*Boss*: Ok. Go ahead . But, if you feel hungry in the night, come to Anna nagar crossing.

Employee : Why Sir ?

Boss: *I sell idli dosa there*🍔

😜🤣😆

Salary

During Salary Discussion,
HR : For first 6 months, your Salary will be 10000, after that it will be 20000.
Candidate : Ok, accepted.
HR :That’s Great. So, when are joining us?
Candidate : After 6 months.

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

  • लड़की का फ़ोन आता है लड़के को
    लड़का : हाँ ! कितने का recharge करवाऊं ?
    लड़की : तुम्हे क्या लगता है मैं हर बार recharge करवाने के लिए ही फ़ोन करती हूँ क्या ?
    लड़का : तो ?
    लड़की : 2 ड्रेस दिलवा दे ना

शराबी की अंतिम इच्छा

शराबी मरने ही वाला था कि उसके सामने 
भगवान शिव प्रकट हुए।

शिव जी – तुम्हारी कोई अंतिम इच्छा है 
तो बताओ।

शराबी – प्रभु अगले जन्म में दांत चाहे एक ही देना, 
पर लीवर पूरे 32 देना…!!!

Brilliant…..

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,

“Hello.”

“Mrs. Joshi, please.”

“Speaking.”

“Mrs. Joshi, this is Doctor Kanitkar at metro Laboratory.
When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Joshi arrived as well…
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”

“What do you mean?” Mrs. Joshi asks nervously.

“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can’t tell which is which.”

“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Joshi.

“Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once.”

“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

“The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.

If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him!!!

😛😜