Its dark in here….

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”

Man ~ “That’s nice.”

Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”

Man ~ “No, thanks.”

Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”

Man ~ “OK, how much?”

Boy ~ “$250?

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy ~ “Its dark in here.”

Man ~ “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

Boy ~ “$750?

Man ~ “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

Boy ~ “$1,000?

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”

Never Tell Ur Problems to all

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(⚡Worth Reading⚡)
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🐊Never Tell Ur Problems to all,
20% will not Care
&
80% will be Glad that U have Them.
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🐊👗 Life is similar to Boxing Game.
Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down.
It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up.
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🐊👗 Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the RIGHT LESSONS in Life.
That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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🐊👗 Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times:
1: Before Getting It.
&
2: After Losing It.
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🐊👗 Two Places are most Valuable in the World:
1: The NICEST Place is to be in
Someone’s Thoughts.
&
2: The SAFEST Place is to be in
Someone’s Prayers.
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🐊👗 ‘FEAR’ has 2 Meanings:
1: Forget Everything & Run.
&
2: Face Everything & Rejoice.
Choice is Ours.
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🐊👗 ‘EGO’ is the only Requirement
to Destroy any Relationship.
Be a Bigger Person,
Skip the ‘E’ & let it ‘GO’.
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🐊👗 As long as We do not Forgive People who have Hurt Us,
They Occupy a ‘RENT-FREE-SPACE’
in our Mind.
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🐊👗 I asked GOD: If everything is already Written in Destiny, then why should I Pray ?
GOD Smiled & said: I have also Written ‘CONDITIONS APPLY’.
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🐊👗 Empty Pockets Teach Millons of Things in Life. BUT Full Pockets Spoil Us in Million Ways.
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🐊👗 TRUST is like a Sticker.
Once it is Removed, it may Stick again, but not as Strong as it Holds
when U First Applied.
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🐊👗 Never Win People with Arguments. Rather Defeat Them with Ur Smile.
Because People who always Wish to
Argue with U, cannot Bear Ur SILENCE.
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🐊👗 ‘MEMORIES’ are always Special.
Sometimes, We Laugh by
Remembering the days We Cried.
&
Sometimes, We Cry by
Remembering the days We Laughed.
Thats LIFE.

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Johny johny.. “Yes papa!

Johny johny..
“Yes papa!
New GST..
” More Papa..!
Purchase Price..
” High Papa..!
Petrol Price..
“” Rocket Papa!
Subsidies are…
” Nil Papa..!
Monthly income..
Low Papa..
Family outing..
Fear Papa..
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Pension Income..
No papa!
Total Life
Ha Ha Ha😄😄😄.
Its really heart touching poem☝

importance of Studies

No father has ever explained the importance of Studies in such a awesome way to his son -😁

With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper, your future honeymoon shifts from Switzerland to Thailand to Goa to Ooty to Mysore to Hotel Annapoorna or relative’s house or under the ceiling fan at your/wife’s house.

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Whatsapp group results are out…which one are you❓

1. Whatsapp Rooster:
Everyday wishing
Everyone good
morning and waking
them up is their
favorite job …they go
quiet after this.

2. Whatsapp Baba :
They send only
messages of God and
give discourses.

3. WhatsappThief :
They copy other
messages and forward
them.

4 . Whatsapp Devadas :
They always send
painful and sad
messages and
poems….and make
everyone else sad.

5. Whatsapp news reporter :
They update everyone
about what’s
happening in the world.

6. Whatsapp Vidushak :
No matter how sad
their life is they keep
replying to everyone
and keep laughing.

7. Whatsapp Mauni Baba:
They read everyone’s
messages silently but
never reply…many are
unaware these people
exist in the group.

8. Whatsapp Thinkers :
They try to change
people by sending good
purposeful messages.

9. Whatsapp Poets n Singers :✍
These people don’t
know anything about
poems, they will be
worst singers still
expect the group
listen and bore
others with their
torturous hobby.

10. Whatsapp Chatter :
They are not interested
in anything other than
chatting…they are
always online.

11. Whatsapp monkey :‍♂
They never reply…only
say haha..hehe.

12 . Whatsapp Collector : ‍♂
They only join but
never message.

13.Whatsapp All Rounder :‍♂
They express their
opinion on anything
and everything. They
know about
everything and try to
elevate the over all
mood.

All of us belong to at least one of the categories…

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