English Jokes – Multiple

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
My wife
the bus !!!
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues…
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue…

God said “So you control ur wife?”

Man: “R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here”😂😂😂…

A Junior in office dialled his boss’s extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min ☕
Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2? 😡
Jr : No!
Boss: I’m the BOSS 👺
Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?
Boss: No!
Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected) 😃😃😃

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services 👬, they will become the No.1 site in the world 🌎 because they have a 30 day return 💫policy no questions asked
Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed awayb At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: “I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!”
A family member pulled her aside and asked:
“What did you know?” She replied: “That, Chinese products don’t last long!!”


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