which vedas do you follow ?

Friend 1: How do you manage to look so calm & relaxed ? Friend 2: That’s because I always follow instructions from veda strictly to avoid tension in life. Friend 1: There are four vedas; which one do you follow ? Friend 2: “Veda” is my wife…. 🤣🤣🤣😂

Please give a chance for these words to speak to your brain

Note the words below. Initially, you will have difficulty reading them. However, gradually your brain will interpret the words correctly. Please give a chance for these words to speak to your brain. *Here we go!* 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD

तुम घर से निकल जाओ।

*पापा (गुस्से में)* :- एक काम नहीं होता तुमसे, तुमको “धनिया का पत्ता” लाने बोला था तो तुम “पुदीना” ले आये हो। तुमको धनिया औऱ पुदीना में फ़र्क पता नहीं चलता। तुम जैसे बेवकूफ को घर में रखने से अच्छा है कि तुम घर से निकल जाओ। *बच्चा* :-साथ ही चलते हैं घर से..?? *पापा*:-

तुम्हें कुछ याद है ?

एक दिन भगवान ने एक आदमी की मेमोरी डिलीट कर दी. . फिर उससे पूछा क्या तुम्हें कुछ याद है ? . आदमी ने अपनी पत्नी का नाम बता दिया …. . भगवान हंसकर बोले – “पूरा सिस्टम फॉर्मेटकर दिया पर वायरस फिर भी रह गया …. !”😛😂😆😆😆

कल न्यूज पेपर में फोटो आएगी न

लड़का: कहां जा रही हो ? 😳😳 . लड़की: आत्महत्या करने 😔😔 . लड़का : तो इतना मेकअप क्यों किया हुआ है? 😳😳 . लड़की : अबे गधे ! कल न्यूज पेपर में फोटो आएगी न 😂😂😂😂

Beautiful Message

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🍁Happy *_daughter’s week._* 🙍👭🙍👭🙍👭

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