Indians

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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question’s wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts…
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What’s the Difference between u & Dog…
British Shocked,Faints!!
Indian Rocks! 👍 😜

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
😏😏☺😄😄

Send to all Indians all over the globe!

Guess the Banks Names

Guess the Banks Names:

1) 👁🌊👁🌊👁 Bank
2) 🚗 u r 🌱👀 Bank
3) 👁👊🐝👁 Bank
4) 👀 d 🐱 Bank
5) 🐎🐕🐠🐱 Bank
6) ✅🐝👁 Bank
7) 💯th 🇮🇳 Bank
8) 🇮🇳🤑🌊 Bank
9) ✅🐝☕ Bank
10) 👳🇮🇳 Bank
11) 🐝😵🐝 Bank
12) 🐜 r a Bank
13) 💰👩 Bank
14) ⛪ 🇸🇾 Bank
15) 💯 💴 Bank
Talents can ans this😬😀😀

Multiple jokes

In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.! 😜😜

KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad…?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…
Moral :- Don’t be over smart…
😪😪

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?
Mummy : Because he speak only truth…
Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair…

Now Ultimate 😜😜😜

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌
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THE MENU AT A PANIPUREE SHOP —VERY FUNNY READ TILL END. .

THE MENU AT A PANIPUREE SHOP —VERY FUNNY READ TILL END. .

1) Pani Puri– Rs.10
2) Special Pani Puri – Rs.12
3) Very Special Pani Puri – Rs. 15.
4) Extra Special Pani Puri – Rs. 18.
5) Double Extra Special Pani Puri – Rs. 20.
6) Sunday Special Pani Puri – Rs. 25 (Sunday only).

To check each and every Pani Puri for its different taste, I started eating everyday a different one. . . . .

But soon I discovered that each and every one had the same taste of Pani Puri.

Finally one day I asked him the reason for the same taste?
💷 💵 💴

Pani Puriwala said: Pani Puri cost. . . . Rs 10

Special Pani Puri means spoons washed … 🍴

Very Special Pani Puri means spoon and plates both washed … 🍛🍴

Extra Special Pani Puri means washing hands before putting the Pani Puri in washed plates & served with washed spoons… 👏

Double Extra Special Pani Puri means clean drinking water is provided separately … 💧

Pani Puri wala now looking at my face ….

Then I asked What is Sunday Special?

Pani Puri wala said :

“Sunday … I take bath…!!” 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😜😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

An American tried to count 1-10 in Tamil.😂

On you

Rain do

Moon you

Null you

And chew

Are you?

Yeah you

Ate you

On pat you

Pat you

Confused?😕

An American tried to count 1-10 in Tamil.😂

I’m sure you’ll read it once again.

😂😂😂😂😂

Always be positive even in difficult situations

: Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
(This is called “Positive Thinking” 😄😄)
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet… 😜
(Now this is called “Positive Attitude” 👍)
A Man wrote to the bank. “My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank”.
(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)
This one is classic !!
A cockroach’s last words to a man who wanted to kill it : “Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You’re just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!” 😅😅😅
Always be positive even in difficult situations