Due to those idiotic words, I got married.

PM is single, Salman is single, Yogi is single, Rahul is single, Ramya is single Karandlaje is single Mamta is single Kalam was single Jayalalita was single Mayawati is single, Baba Ramdev single Sri Sri RAVISHANKER is single, Jaggi Vasudev is also single !! Now I am searching for that great idiot who said ”

Don’t laugh Alone 😂😂😂

A UAE Malayali went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said 1200dirhams , the Malayali thought it was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only 300dirhams, but it would be very very

*_Modern day Ramayan_* 🏹

Door bell rings in a flat & a woman, alone in the house, opens the door Beggar : Amma, please give me something Woman : Here take Beggar : Please come out & give Woman : “Ok” Beggar : Ha Ha Ha Ha I am Ravan,King of Lanka👺 Woman : Ha Ha Ha I am

Everything can wait but health can’t wait!

Jack Ma Billionaire founder of Ali Baba said : If you put bananas and money in front of monkeys, monkeys will choose bananas, because monkeys do not know that money can buy a lot of bananas. In reality, if you put money and health in front of people, people tend to choose money because too

Doubts from Back Benchers

“`”Sir, if National Anthem and National animal come together, should we stand or we run?”“` *Still a valid Question!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂…

SantaBanta Universal Humour

After dying in an accident, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to hear them say

Pyaare aur Achchhe insaan – WhatsApp Chutkula

दुनिया में तीन लोग बहुत प्यारे और अच्छे हैं…!! एक.. मैं…!!☺ दुसरा.. मेरे माता पिता की संतान…यानि के मैं…!!☺ और तीसरा….. आपका दोस्त…यानि के फिर मैं…!!☺ जलो मत .. हौसला रखो..आप भी तो इतने प्यारे और अच्छे इंसान के दोस्त हो……यानि के

Diwali Shopping

Husband and wife went Deepavali shopping to get new sarees for the wife. After seeing numerous sarees, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25. Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 sarees among them. Then she finally picked up one saree. It took 5 hours to finalise one

Its dark in here….

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there

Alia Bhatt jokes in hindi

  आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी.. आलिया : 2 BHK का क्या भाव है ? दुकानदार: ये रेडीमेड कपड़ों की दुकान है.. आलिया : लेकिन बाहर तो लिखा है “Flat 70% Off”..दुकानदार कोमा में है। GST क्या है? आलिया भट्ट: “Goodnight Sweetdreams Takecare” संता :-आज फिर मुझे आलिया भट्ट को किस करने को दिल

NEW 200 Rs Note Jokes

200 Rs Note Jokes for WhatsApp and Facebook: एक बात पूछनी थी आपसे… ये जो सरकार ने 200 का नया नोट निकाला है इसके लिये कोई फोर्म भरना पड़ता है क्या ? . . . . साला अभी तक नहीं आया मेरे पास…